sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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