But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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