I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
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I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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