You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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