There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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