I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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