I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
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Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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