My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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