How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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