Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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