Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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