Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Still dying that you shit outside
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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