I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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