Three words: puerto rican gang bang
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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