i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
