So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
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You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
The uberlube is also flammable
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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