Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My sheets look like a crime scene.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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