so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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