Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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