So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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