no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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