I don't think brook has ever known best
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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