Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Randomize
