What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
what is it with giant penises always finding me
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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