he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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