The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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