There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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