At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
