Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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