sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
