shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
