Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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