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currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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