Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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