If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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