I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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