i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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