Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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