Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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