I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize