belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
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I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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