I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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