Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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