Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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