dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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