He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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