2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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