Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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