Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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