Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
We smell like vodka and hangover
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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