NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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