and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
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Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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