And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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