is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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