I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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