I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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